May as well put this guy in charge of the banks
Another day, another subprime-related fiasco. Today GE Asset Management announced that one of its not-quite-money-market short bond funds, the Enhanced Cash Trust, took a loss from subprime holdings, and is offering customer redemptions at 96 cents on the dollar. Normally these funds are considered to be a higher-yielding version of a money market fund. This would make you pretty unhappy if you were looking for 5%-ish stable returns while waiting for the stock market to settle down.
Along these lines, here are British comedians John Fortune & John Bird chatting about the state of the banking system, Northern Rock, and subprime in another interview of “George Parr, investment banker” from last month.
See also: Subprime crisis explained, by British comedians



























